2/20 The Social Lives of the Inanimate

The social lives of Phyllis, Sammy and Timmy are escalating quickly. Phyllis is my boot–I think she’s pretty notorious now. Sammy and Timmy are my crutches; their names are a more recent¬†acquisite. We’re almost like a family! The four of us hop everywhere together.

Phyllis is so popular that some people say hi to her before greeting me. I think I’m going to make her a Facebook page. Then maybe even a Twitter account. I’m starting to feel slightly outshone by her. Nobody told me to get a Facebook, but everyone thinks she should. Just wait, she’ll probably have more friends than I do.

Oh, well. I still enjoy joy riding in the elevator. It has just as much thrill as the first day. Never gets old. I swear.

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