The social lives of Phyllis, Sammy and Timmy are escalating quickly. Phyllis is my boot–I think she’s pretty notorious now. Sammy and Timmy are my crutches; their names are a more recent acquisite. We’re almost like a family! The four of us hop everywhere together.
Phyllis is so popular that some people say hi to her before greeting me. I think I’m going to make her a Facebook page. Then maybe even a Twitter account. I’m starting to feel slightly outshone by her. Nobody told me to get a Facebook, but everyone thinks she should. Just wait, she’ll probably have more friends than I do.
Oh, well. I still enjoy joy riding in the elevator. It has just as much thrill as the first day. Never gets old. I swear.