Hopping, hopping, falling, GOING DOWN! Oh, wait, aha! I am still afloat—I mean, a-crutch.
But this girl, she was looking at me like it was my fault that she tripped me.
Like I was in her way.
Excuse me?!
Uh uh.
No.
My only witness to this near-catastrophe only uttered a single sarcastic phrase : “That was graceful,” my science teacher said.
